Photograph (College Humor cover "Look at this Instagram")

Look at this instagram
Eggs benedict,side of ham
Started out as a lemon tart
Then my phone went and made it art
And these are my fingernails
The beauty is in the details
Drinking mai-tais on a cruise
Just a coincedence it's also [bad word] Everyone look at my feet
Get jealous that I'm at the beach
You probably knew I was going there
You saw my plane's wing in the air
Are you bored of city lights?
Try seeing them in black and white
Putting glasses on a cat
I'm the first one to think of that
Oh,oh,oh...
He thinks he's people
Every time I take a photo of an old door
Every sign out in front of an abandoded store
It's such a thrill to add a filter
Lo-fi,lo-fi
Every time a thing reminds me of a [bad word] Every fortune cookie fortune that I've ever seen
It's on my feed,it's guaranteed with
five likes,five likes...five likes
Look at this coffee foam
Now look at this pretentious tome
Now look at this garden gnome
I'm freaking Michaelangelo!
Fireworks in the sky
super close-up of my eye
Now a selfie,looking cute
In the same room where I [bad word] Sometimes I just wanna browse
hundrerd thousand pics of clouds
Hang on,I need to get this duck
Hold still [bad word] it [bad word] 
Oh,oh,no
It's all blurry!
No,you haven't really ever seen a setting sun
Until you seen it on the screen where you play Temple run
I'm so hell-bent on documenting
peach pie,peach pie
Think it's bad now
wait until I'm 33
So many pictures of my kids 
you;ll want to murder me
Missed their first steps
Cause I'm obsessed with
red-eye,red-eye!