Minimum Wage

Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits
And this United States proud [bad word] makes me sick
People tell me go make a name for yourself
Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this [bad word] 
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I'll never understand

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I'll take a work strike
Over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don't care about anything
As long as those striking ain't bottling beer
Give me a gun let's go get the [bad word] 
He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage