Teddy Roosevelt's Guns

Canada oh canada i never been your son

You're a genteel rent boy

Choking on your tongue

And your bankers' vain plazas never nurtured no-one

And concrete expanses laying fallow in the sun 

And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug

And your grown-ups all gone bankrupt and your children all on drugs

And your children are on drugs

And your doe-eyed policemen demanding more guns

And your distained farmers waiting on the flood

Canada oh canada i ain't ever been your kin

Overfed and easily led and twisting in the wind

Your senators all in diapers and stinking of gin

Shop and save

Beneath the western sun

Bought and paid for 

Teddy roosevelt's guns