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Bottles of Beer
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Ray William Johnson
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I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, “dude get dressed. There’s not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL.” “Do I have to go out, dude?” “No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she’s been asking about you.” I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by ‘em In that KILLIAN’S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drive around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. Source: LYBIO.net We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin’, Playing BECK’S old single on that iPod dock and That’s where it’s at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [Chorus - Ray William Johnson - Bottles Of Beer] [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin’ his Vette Like “automobile, big leck!” I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my [bad word] I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, “ha! You’re totally cute. “If you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob.” Hell – yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [Chorus - Ray William Johnson - Bottles Of Beer] [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Source: LYBIO.net CORONA’S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE’S BEAST. ‘Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like “Hey Broski, you’re jacking my girl. I should bust your SKULL. You look like a [bad word] I’m Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong.” “Of COORS! Challenge accepted.” You can call me GUINNESS, ’cause I’m touting the record.” Beer pong’s my game, and with my shoulder [bad word] I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who’d win the BLUE RIBBON… PABST And CORONA was like, “wow! You can totally touch my boob now.” I was EL PRESIDENT Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [Chorus - Ray William Johnson - Bottles Of Beer] 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. La La bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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Рэй Уильям Джонсон - известный молодой американский комик и видео-блоггер, ставший популярным благодаря своему шоу "=3"(Equals Three). Выпуски данного шоу выходят дважды в неделю, в них Рэй обозревает самые популярные в интернете видеоролики, давая смешные комментарии. Первый эпизод шоу вышел в апреле 2009 года и к концу года Рэй Уильям Джонсон стал самым популярным человеком на Youtube с огромнейшим количеством подписчиков. Кстати, по количеству подписчиков он занимает 1 место в истории Youtube. Кроме видеообзоров, Рэй также увлекается музыкой, в частности имеет непосредственное отношение к группе Fatty Spins.
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