The Bum Bitch Ballad

Sample appears at: 0:14
The Three Suns - "Velvet Moon"

Lyrics:
Yo, What up Zone man?
Yo, what's craculatin' man?
Yeah, you got a lot of folks mad last year, man
That [bad word] magna t-shirt buggin out on stage
Yeah, yeah
All that [bad word] man, people got heated
Yo, let me tell these girls something man
Yo, if you know you got it going on we cool
I ain't talking bad about you, but to the girls that's getting offended
I mean, you must be talking to you if you're gettin' mad
Look like the girls right around from the Pony Cafe
Yo, break it on down man. Break it on down

[J-Zone]
Everytime I do a show I catch beef with these weak [bad word] groups
And headwrap chicks drinkin' wheat grass juice
Offended by my t-shirts, and how I behave
Just because I ain't rockin' dashiki's and braids
But if you know you ain't a [bad word]  then you wouldn't get mad
You'se a fake Maya Angelou, stunt, get a job  [bad word] 
The Metro, The Scholar, to The Poet's Cafe
You got mad, you'se a [bad word]  and you know it that way  [bad word] !* (echoes)
To the fake [bad word] activist headwrap chicks on the low kidnappin' [bad word] [bad word] stop starin' like I walked out of Bellevue
If you lookin' for enlightened men I can't help you
You got your degree? You can still be a. .  [bad word] 
If you knew your baby's father, maybe you wouldn't be a. .  [bad word]   [bad word] )
Who the [bad word] you mean, me?
Stunt, you must be out of your mind, must be something in the green tea
And some of these chicks used to dance on the table
Now they hatin' on me, actin' educational
You can get mad, turn blue in the face
But when I pee I hit your grill so I don't ruin the drapes

 [bad word] (8 X)*
Oh, I see how it's going down
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, if it don't apply to you, you ain't gonna get mad
But yo, it ain't only a gender thing
Some of these dudes is [bad word] too, man
I'm gonna talk the fellas real quick
*Hey, you're talking about my sister!*
I'mma start about these punk [bad word] cats
*b-b-b-b-b-b-b [bad word] 

Females are quick to get mad, but it's hard to remember
You can still be a [bad word]  regardless of gender
Come at me like a Muslim? [bad word]  I saw you in Fordham with a hot dog
 [bad word]  stop lyin'!*
You a [bad word] cuz you told me "Stay underground forever" [bad word] you, I want a Caddy with some dice in the mirror
Catch any DJ puttin' 6 joints of mine on a mix tape, we fightin' this year
Online, or onstage, you took time to diss me?
Thanks for the promotion *I was delighted*
Male or female, if the shoe fits you:
Blow me in the key of Sharp, [bad word] 

[Female's voice]
Listen, you no-job having, scrub [bad word] You need to learn to respect a righteous sister
I went to a show, and all I heard was [bad word] this, [bad word] that
Me and my fellow sisters, we don't play that [bad word]  [bad word] You grabbing yourself on stage? That's not conscious, it's [bad word] Where is the uplifting message?
You don't deserve a goddess like me anyway, so [bad word] you *scratching  [bad word] *
*Hey, what about me?* *You're nothing but a*
 [bad word] *  [bad word] * *killed the [bad word]  *yo, [bad word] 
Don't be callin' me no [bad word] *scratching  [bad word] *
*who you talkin' bout?* *you, [bad word] 
*Punk [bad word]   [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]   [bad word] you [bad word]  And kept goin'*
*Now wait a minute, you're talking about my sister!*
*Fifty-cent juice drinkin' [bad word] *
 [bad word]