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There is one thing that's on your tv 
The one thing that you should watch only 
The only good thing on the BBC 
Who could it be? Who could? It? Beeeeeeee

This Saturday Night on BBC one, 
The geekiest show it has BEGUN. 
You will not believe, what you will see, on the screen of your TV 
It's nothing like the [bad word] you've seen before - On Channel 4!

The Cybermen, are back again, deleting all your facebook friends, 
and then uploading them again, as virtual CYBERMEN! 
And when they poke you - you become a cyberman too!

There's only one man who can stop them, deleting all the humans, 
flying in a box that's painted BLUE! 
IT'S DOCTOR WHO! DOCTOR Who - ooo! 
Catch the repeat sunday on BBC two!

In all the universe, all the aliens come to earth, 
of all the places within space, they think Wales is the perfect place! 
To launch an invasion, of the United Kingdom, hiding and disguising as anything that's not very expensive! 
"Expensive? We are VERY EXPENSIVE!!" 
"DO NOT MOCK THA DAAALEKS!!" 
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! 
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! the HUMAAANS!! EVERYONE!! 
"mwa hahaaa (insert Dalek topical joke here) 
WAIT WHATS THAT IN THE [bad word] SKY?????

Its - Matt Smith, Navigating TIME SHIFTS, on his way to [bad word] KICK, the naughty little DALEKS 
Oh no! They've locked the door! That's what the sonic screwdrivers for! Tried to make him die and now you're through! 
It's DOCTOR WHO - OOOOOO 
Every season is the same - the Doctor kills the Daleks, well guess what? They're back again. 
And every other season, the Doctor changes face, and another British actor comes along to save the HUMAN RACE

"David Tennant I miss you!"