(K-Rose) Whitey Shafer -- All My Exes Live In Texas

Chorus:
 All my ex's live in Texas
 and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 but all my ex's live in Texas
 and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
 
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
 wanted me to push her broom
 Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
 She forgot I hung the moon
 and Allison's in Galveston
 somehow lost her sanity
 and Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
 got the law looking for me
 
Chorus
 
I remember that old Frio River
 where I learned to swim
 but it brings to mind another time
 where I wore my welcome thin
 By transcendental meditation
 I go there each night
 but I always come back to myself
 long before daylight
 
All my ex's live in Texas
 and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 but all my ex's live in Texas
 therefore I reside in Tennessee
 
Some folks think I'm hidin'
 It's been rumored that I died
 but I'm alive and well in Tennessee