Dickhead

This is "T" to the mother [bad word] "Ofty"
What's you're problem [bad word] 
Don't kick my dog [bad word] Don't beep at me [bad word] Why d'you mug me off in my car [bad word] Why you disrespecting my bra [bad word] Theres a [bad word] in you're mouth
[bad word] on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want [bad word] to be made [bad word] Why you disrespecting my bra [bad word] Why d'you [bad word] me off in first class [bad word] I'm not sitting here to be treated like a [bad word] Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus [bad word] 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

If you diss me you'll sell copy [bad word] What d'you expect [bad word] Radiohead [bad word] This is pop [bad word] Size tens [bad word] break you're shins [bad word] My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick [bad word] out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick [bad word] out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at ya' bird [bad word] She was looking at me [bad word] Who do I think I am [bad word] Who the [bad word] are you [bad word] You must have me confused
With someone who gives a [bad word] I've found the [bad word] of the year
And you are [bad word] it [bad word] 
Where's the chorus...no chorus.. [bad word] 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

I've got a bucket of [bad word] Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of [bad word] I've got a bucket of [bad word] Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of [bad word] Not, horse [bad word]  cow [bad word] dog [bad word] no real [bad word] I've got a bucket of [bad word] Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of [bad word] Not, horse [bad word]  cow [bad word] dog [bad word] no REAAL [bad word] 

Why d'you cut me up in my car [bad word] Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra [bad word] I've got nothing for you [bad word] Go to bed [bad word] Don't wake up [bad word] Who gives a [bad word] [bad word] No one gives a [bad word] about you cos you're a [bad word] true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a [bad word] too like you, [bad word] 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby
 [bad word]