R. waters, j. chemay, j. joyce, s. faber & j. haas - the happiest days

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children anyway they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids 
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat
And psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives