Teh Noob Song

Hey noobs, I'm going to like

Totally like own you noobs

Cause I own you, like I own you

Like pretty hard and stuff right

 

I'm going to give you some spanks

Just like you're like Kyle and you

Suck **** at all the games you try to play

 

Cause I own you, I own you

Like pretty hard and stuff right *nice*

Own you... I own you like you're

Like somebody's mom trying to play the games

I own you (Is that on? I don't think)

I will own you... sometime... 

Maybe when we play the game

 

[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la

La la la I own you la la la la la

La la la la]

 

Noobs... I just like, 

Kind of want to let you know, 

That like I totally like own, 

Like you... and ahh, 

You know you may think that like

Maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore, 

But that's wrong... I'm always going to own you, 

Cause I'm teh_ownerer, it's just what I do

 

[I own you la la la la la la la la la la

Like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]

 

I own you like pretty hard and stuff right, 

Oh you want some of that? 

You're someones mom... 

Oh you begging for the mercy now

 

I'm gonna give you some spanks... 

Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ****

At every game you try to play

I own all.