Man From Milwaukee (Acoustic)

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere 
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair 
From the look on his face and the size of his toes 
He comes from a place that nobody knows

Chorus:
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky 
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why 
I've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee 
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie 
He's been talking to mars but I think he's wacky 
He says they'll come get him, come get him some day 

He says where he's from is called albertane 
There they use more than 10% of the brain 
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave 
They run around in underwear and they never shave

Repeat Chorus

This is mother bird calling baby bird 
Baby bird come in, come in baby bird 
For the love of pete come in! 
This is baby bird, sorry I was watching court tv 
Do you copy? Do you copy? 
Of course we copy, 24 hours a day in color 

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest 
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed 
Flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane 
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane 

I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about milwaukee 
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie 
I'm talking to mars you may think I'm wacky 
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday 
I know they'll come get me and take me away 
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday 
If not tomorrow then maybe today