Basketball Jones

[Chris Rock: singing in falsetto]

Basketball Jooooones

I got a Basketball Jooooones

I got a Basketball Jooooones, oh baby

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, oh!

[Singers sing in background]

[(Barry White) Chris Rock]

(Jones)

Hey, that's Barry White! (an obsession)

(burning desire) Barry, you want some chicken?

(The undeniable passion)

Aww, you ??? that singin' stuff

(The love, of someone are some thing)

Y'know you want some chicken!

(Yes, he was a victim...of a Basketball Jones)

In fact, I was a baddest...dribbler in the whole world

(Then one day, his mother bought him a basketball)

And I love that basketball! I took that basketball everywhere I went

You know what? That basketball was like a basketball to me!

C'MON, you cheerleaders..

["Cheerleading" singers sing - [bad word] 

Basketball Jones

I got a Basketball Jones (happily)

I got a Basketball Jones ohhh baby ohhhhhh

Wait a minute, y'all not En Vouge!

Where the [bad word] is En Vogue?!

Somebody told me En Vogue was gonna be here

I guess y'all'll do (Yeah...)

So what y'all doin' after the game? C'mon!

(His basketball was like a member of his owwwwn family)

In fact, better looking than my brother Tony

Didn't owe me money, and didn't [bad word] in a bed!

And after the game, I always took a shower wit' my basketball

Every now and then, the basketball gonna pinch my butt

But I didn't mind, 'cause my and my basketball had guts, clean fun

See I am a victim of a Basketball Jones, I'll take my basketball everywhere

I'll even put my basketball under the PILLOW!

(Maybe that's why you couldn't sleep at night)

 [bad word] quot; starts again as Chris and Barry overlaps]

SING IT! SING IT! SING IT LIKE YA WANNA!!

(Yeah) Eh-eh-eh, act like Puffy's in the audience

(Sing it out!) Would y'all SHUT UP?!

(Ohhhhh, soooounds sooo sweet) B-Barry, don't encourage 'em!

They got a Basketball Jones

See I like to PLAY it, I know a thang...yeah, heh-heh

What kinda Basketball Jones y'all got?! (sing it out!)

I see [bad word] #39; after a lime zone

YEAH! (YEAH!)

I see ya chasin' Penny around!

["cheerleaders" and later Barry raps]

Hey, there's a Basketball Jones

Basketball Jones's in the hoouse

[Chris Rock overlaps]

Michael Jordan! MICHAEL JORDAN!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE MAN WE CAME OUT TO SEE!

Michael Jordan...why don't you sing?

[Michael Jordan]

Sing? I don't sing, that's the other "M.J."

[Chris Rock]

Ohhh, okay, I support you

I go to all your games, and you can't sing a lil' song for a brotha!

I hope you go bald! Oh, you already bald!

[Chris Rock: singing in falsetto]

Basketball Jooooones, c'mon!

I got a Basketball Jooooones (Tear it up, Chris)

I got a Basketball Jooooones, oh baby (Eat it up!)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, oh, oh, oh

 [bad word]  w/ Barry White singing in background]

[Chris Rock]

Was that Babyface?!

Was that El Debarge?!

Th-That musta been Smokey Robinson!

WHO THE [bad word] WAS THAT?!

I guess that was me-e-e-e!

(Baby, baby, baby...it's a craving)

Basketball's a chicken!

(An uncontrollable yearning)

Do y'all hear Barry White?! Do y'all hear Barry White?!

(The overwhelming emotion.....to a love for someone are some thing)

I love The Knicks, myself!

(Jones) Hey, is the a basketball in the house?!

(I got a Rib Jones)

IS THERE BASKETBALL