Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo [bad word] Damatte dare ni mo iwanai sa

Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo [bad word] Damatte dare ni mo iwanai sa 
[If I were to solve the globe as if it were a riddle,
I'd keep quiet and not tell anyone]

Wakuwaku [bad word] to negainagara sugosu no ka yo?
Kanaetai koto ha nai ka mo na 
[Do you spend all your time wishing you'd tremble with excitement?
I might have never wanted that wish to come true]

Jikan ga kurutte Boooon!! 
[Time has gone crazy, boooon!!]

Waapu de ruupu na kono atsumari
Itsu no ma ni ka makikomare mousou ga habikoru 
[This warped, looping collection of people
Before I know it, we're all involved, and her delusions run rampant (Someone, stop her!)]

Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai wo
Kagiri naku nozonderu yatsu ga mondai [bad word] mata au no ka    waraigoto ja nainda
Ureshii nara ganbare yo
Kaihou [bad word] kure    ko-n-na-no
Oikakero yo    tsukamaete miro
Ore ni ha yume & yume nai kara 
[On one sunny day,
happiness greater than magic
She desires it endlessly, and that's my problem (I mean you! YOU!)
Are we meeting again tomorrow? It's no laughing matter
If you're happy, good luck with that (F-fight!)
Just set me free from this-kind-of-thing
Chase after them (By yourself!) Try catching them (By yourself!!)
Because I have no dreams & dreams (Just do what you want)]

Iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai
Soredemo hitotsu dake wakaru sa 
[It seems like you can make various predictions about the future, but you can't
Even so, I know just one thing]

Kirakira hikatte    ore wo miru na kocchi miru na yo
Hoshi-tachi yo nagusamete kure yo 
[Don't glitter brightly and look at me, don't look over this way (Dammit, you're too close!)
Oh, stars, comfort me]

Jikan no rouhi da Byuuuuun!! 
[It's a waste of time, byuuuuun!! (BYUUUUUN!!)]

Chiipu de kuuru na ibento nara
Sanka-suru no hazukashii yo kurai ne    iwasero 
[If you're setting up a cheap and cool event,
It'll be enough to make me say I'm embarrassed to participate (HEY!)]

Te to te wo tsunagu na yo
Mukau nara tantai de!
Kagayaita hitomi ni ha    chikara nukeru ze
Ue dake [bad word]    katte ni kimeru na yo
"Kawari nasai!"
Kokoro kara tsuyoku puresshaa    tsu-ra-i-ze
Susumu toki ha    ushiro ni iyou
Mainichi dokidoki    shisugi da 
[Don't hold my hand in yours
If you're going to face anything, face it alone!
Your shining eyes are beaming out power (This is no good)
Don't point only to the top and decide everything yourself
"Change already!"
You pressure me with all your heart, and god-it's-so-rough (Would you give it a rest?!)
When I go on ahead (Yeah), let me be behind you (Mmm, yeah)
Every day, my heart is pounding way too much (I'll get a heart attack)
Boooon!!]

Waapu de ruupu na kono atsumari
Itsu no ma ni ka makikomare mousou ga habikoru Boooon!!
[This warped, looping collection of people
Before I know it, we're all involved, and her delusions... her delusions run rampant (HOI!)]

Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai wo
Kagiri naku nozonderu yatsu ga mondai [bad word] mata au no ka    waraigoto ja nainda
Ureshii nara ganbare yo
Kaihou [bad word] kure    ko-n-na-no
Oikakero yo    tsukamaete miro
Ooki na yume & yume    sorya yume! 
[On one sunny day,
happiness greater than magic
She desires it endlessly, and that's my problem (You! YOU!!)
Are we meeting again tomorrow? It's no laughing matter
If you're happy, good luck with that (Fight!)
Just set me free from this-kind-of-thing
Chase after them (Fine.) Try catching them (I'll go too.)
Huge dreams & dreams, it's just a dream! (Guh...)
[***] (C'mon, let's go together.)]