Minimum Wage Nanny

Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter
    Please be sweet and never bitter
    Help us with math and book reports
    Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
    Lisa: Bart!
    Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.

    Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
    Bart: Let me get away with moider!
    Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks
    Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
    Marge: Homer!

    Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage
    Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage
    Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim
    Grampa: I'll do it!
    Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.