London Bridge & Sad But True

Oh [bad word]  oh [bad word]  oh [bad word] When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a [bad word] So here we go!

[Chorus (x2)]
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want to go down
Like London London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, [bad word] 
Before I turn around and spray your [bad word] with mace (oh, [bad word] 
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, [bad word] 
You got that? I got the bass