If there's only one sure thing that I know –

If there's only one sure thing that I know – 
Some day the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two men show

Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh x 2

You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar,
You got your loveshack lay in the boudoir,
You got your Yakov Smirnoff screwdriver,
And you're rocking out to Holy Diver

If our machine is broken, then we gonna replace it,
If our love is the token maybe we should erase it?

And all this time you were fixing machines,
When you should have been fixing you,
But I'm so happy that you never really wanted to

If there's only one sure thing that I know – 
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two men show

Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh x 2

Now listen, did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling,
I know this guy, who deals in the action,
He lives his life, looking for the reaction,
He's got a side life sided on the Isle of Horace,
And he drives, and he drives in his '94 Taurus,
He left his wife for a [bad word] machine,
Cause he never had a [bad word] clue,
And I know it's neither here or there with you

Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh x 2

If there's only one sure thing that I know – 
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two man show
If there's only one sure thing that I know – 
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two man show

You got a lot of guitars but you don't play guitar