Шлюха из Казахстана

I'm in Tokyo
Looking for a [bad word] Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my [bad word] And the [bad word] is on her knees

Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] smells like sushi
(repeat)

Asian Hooker!
Hot little [bad word] 
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] 

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
Cuz my [bad word] won't work
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] Sucky [bad word] Smells like sushi
(repeat)

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother [bad word] 
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] 

Asian Hooker

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm [bad word]  going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just [bad word] hookers in the can [bad word] the rest of the band
I'm [bad word] going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm [bad word] gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother [bad word] 
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little [bad word] 
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's do some Asians
Let's [bad word] some Hookers!!!!