88 Full Shades of Gray

Sky diver, your pants are on fire and the rest of your clothes is glowing 
 And for some strange reason, your nose is growing 
 My skin is crawling, everybody's chin is falling, 
 jaws are dropping left and right 
 Lost cause you came like a thief in the night 
 With nice white teeth and a tight [bad word] and long conversation 
 Fascinating feeling to spend months in your company 
 I never felt uncomfortable, even with my clothes off 
 Chillin so hard, my [bad word] almost froze off 
 Everybody shows off and wants to look presentable 
 But the fact of the matter is that accidents are preventable 
 From the sound of the candy wrappers 
 Down to the handicappers 
 Everybody's got to exercise a little caution 
 But every so often expect things to get hectic or 
 Technically difficult and I begin to get skeptical 
 Especially when the canadian bacon gets sizzlin 
 Isn't it a sin when the ceiling is invisible 
 We need new inventions that reveal peoples true intentions 
 portable pride protector, affordable lie detector 
 The wild lifestyle has the tendency to intimidate 
 But it isn't your invitation to imitate 
 In front of my face, you spoke my gospel like an apostle 
 But on the other side of town, you got coke in your nostril 
 Just for example, we all want to live a bit 
 Whatever, it's your body of water, why should I give a [bad word] 

 Who are you anyway, and where did you come from 
 Dumb, dumb, just when I thought I could trust someone 
 The mask comes off, and your face fades away 
 You radiate eighty-eight full shades of gray 

 Black and white rainbow, you know you ain't acting right 
 Game show hostess, stabbing every back in sight 
 The time has come to thicken the blood 
 And make no mistake, I'm a stick in the mud 
 I'm a kick in your pants and I'm a lump in your throat 
 And I'm the hassle in your castle, I'm going to jump in your moat 
 Splash, hypocritical condition the hospital 
 Makes this mission impossible 
 Pretty much, I've got no patients left and as a physician or doctor 
 It puts me in an awkward position 
 No magician can trick me, or lick me with a cattle whip 
 So what makes you think you can sink my battleship 
 We ain't family, drama queen, the camera's rolling 
 Show me your swollen mammaries before the moment's stolen 
 Slow-motion Picasso, wearing the wool socks 
 And coming with the full clip, I'm sick of this [bad word] 

 Who are you anyway, and where did you come from 
 Dumdum, just when I thought I could trust someone 
 The mask comes off, and your face fades away 
 You radiate eighty-eight full shades of gray