Helga

Helga 
Ruth? Hmpfh! 
Just like I stated, she's overrated; 
big no-brainer with enormous feet! 
Why not forget her? I'm so much better; 
My name's Carm Helga and I'm awfully sweet! 

Chorus 
She's awfully sweet — such tiny feet! 
Her name's Carm Helga and you two should meet! 

Helga 
Come join my band of gypsies! 

Chorus 
We're touring fifty cities! 

Helga 
With you, my gypsy band will be... 

Chorus 
Complete!