Off.Proisen version

Italy: "Marukaite chikyuu, Marukaite chikyuu, Ma--" 
"Hmm?" 
Germany: " --u ore wa Doitsu! Ma--" 
"A! West doujin!" 
Japan: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu, Nihon-" 
France: "-- ore Furansu! Marukaite chikyu--" 
America: "-- me mo suupaa saizu! Ame--" 
England: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu? Ore Igi--" 
"Nanka sugee tanoshisou da na! Yoshi, ore mo iccho yatte mikka!" 

Eins-Zwei-Drei-Vier! 

Marukaite chikyuu 
Marukaite chikyuu 
Minna tsuite koi 
Ore-sama da ze! 

"Iiiiyaahaaa~~" 

Marukaite kotori 
Itsu no ma ni kotori 
Atama no ie de piyopiyo kawaiin da ze! 

Ore kaite chikyuu 
Ore! Sama! 
Hyotto suru mo shinakute mo 
Puroisen da ze 

Aa Piyuotteru aitsu nadenade suru no 
Kimochi ii ze! 
Tamannee ze! 
("Aaaaaa aaaaa~ kimochi ii!") 

Ore atte uchuu 
Ore-sama atte ginga 
Hateshinai kakkoyosa 
Puroisen da ze! 

Hnhnhnhnhn~ 

Marukaite hnhnhn 
Hatto [bad word] hnhnhn 
Funzorikaette hnhnhn 
Iketerun da ze! 

Aa Asoko no bocchan aitsu wa kechi da ze 
Damasarenna-- 
Damasarenna yo---!! 

"Naa naa Furittsu Oyaji 
Tatakai bakari no ore dakedo mimamottetekure 
Mainichi kakasazu kaiteru nikki 
Hondana ni umezukusarete iru omoide 
Chiisai koro no ore chou kawaii!" 

"Kedo na majide souji wa mendokusee! 
Naa naa Mutti 
Naa naa Mutti 
Königsberger Klopse no 
Ano aji ga wasurerarenee ze!"