Coonshootin

Well, what do you feel like doin' tonight, Cooter?
I think we should go shoot us some coons!
Well, come on, let's go get in the truck!
Let's go!

Well, let's shoot them coons, yeah, one by one.
(Shoot 'em up.)
Go to your closets and get your guns.
(Get the bullets.)
They're runnin' our streets and they're runnin' our towns.
(They're all over the place.)
It's so much fun to mow them down.
(Mow 'em down.)

Boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he), don't ya know.
The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he he), don't ya know.
(Let's go.)

Well, take out your bullets and load up your gun.
(Put the shells in.)
Point it at the heads and let's have some fun.
(Have fun.)
The big fat lips and the kinky ol' hair,
(That kinky ol' hair.)
It's easy to find them, 'cause they're everywhere.
(All over the place.)

The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he), don't ya know.
The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he), don't ya know.
(Let's go.)

Well, they're eatin' their chicken and a-pickin' the nose.
(Got their finger in it.)
Hangin' on the stoops, with all their bros.
(Bunch o' lay-abouts.)
Shoot 'em up good and shoot 'em up dead.
(Let's kill 'em all.)
Put a big noose around that coon's head.
(By the tree.)

The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he he), don't ya know.
The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (ha ha), don't ya know.
(Let's go.)

Well, they're smokin' their coke and the kids are sellin' crack.
(Sell it all.)
Put a big slug right in their back.
(Shoot 'em down.)
Well, tell all your neighbors and tell all your friends,
(Tell 'em all.)
It's coon huntin' season, once again.
(Let's go.)

The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (ha ha), don't ya know.
The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a Coon Shootin' Boogie (he he he), don't ya know.
(Let's go.)

All right now, here we go.
Look at that [bad word] run.