The Happy Meal-Worm

The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies
arteries clogged with [bad word] that looks like Silly Putty
and then there’s Grimace morbidly obese
dead overdose quarter pounders with cheese
the Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life
for stealing all the burgers for killing Mac Tonight
Captain Crook no one knows him anyway
on a desert island with his fish filets what a shame
Ronald McDonald where is your magic
a public  offender now
never ever [bad word] a clown
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun recipe for suicide
over a billion mealworms served
crawling through your intestines headed towards your golden arch
the Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh
until the real [bad word] storming out of your [bad word] 
Big Mac and Mayor McCheese
sharing a life where mayo flows frequently
then there’s Birdie works for Weight Watchers now
became a Hindu now she’s worshipping cows
the Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh
until the [bad word] poking out of your [bad word] 
you are what you eat you’re gonna die
what ever happened to the movie cups
the pizza the hot dogs the Arch Deluxe
drinking a milkshake makes my head implode
the Egg McMuffin makes my bowels explode
we’re gonna break into your corporate mansion
built on blood and greasy fries
slit your throat [bad word] your skull
make all the others watch you die
 [bad word] McDonald’s [bad word] Burger King
 [bad word] Wendy’s [bad word] Taco Bell
 [bad word] your over processed grade mutated meat
you’re gonna burn in [bad word] 
you are what you eat
tortured and denied.