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"Bloodhound Gang"
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жанры: rock, alternative, alternative rock, punk, comedy, punk rock
I wish I was queer so I could get chiks
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Bloodhound Gang
жанры: rock, alternative, alternative rock, punk, comedy, punk rock
рейтинг: ★★★★★ / 5.2 / 1247 просмотров
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If your [bad word] is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my [bad word] I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was [bad word] so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are [bad word] guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not [bad word] I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as [bad word] though but not actually that way though pseudo homo Phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was [bad word] so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are [bad word] guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not [bad word] I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was [bad word] so I could get chicks Anyway if I were [bad word] I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he Talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was [bad word] so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are [bad word] guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are [bad word] guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are [bad word] guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not [bad word] I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not [bad word] I'm too ugly
Это интересно:
Bloodhound Gang можно приблизительно перевести на русский язык как «Свора Ищеек» или как «Банда кровожадных людей». Эта группа исполняет так называемый «комедийный рок». Принято считать, что основной их стиль — альтернатива с примесью панка. Однако, некоторые альбомы и отдельные песни можно жанрово определить как рэпкор, ню-металл, хип-хоп/рэп, кроссовер. Группа была сформирована в 1992 году... подробнее
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