Dude (skit) (D12 World,2004)

[Kuniva]
That [bad word] was off the hook.
That [bad word] was hype [bad word] [bad word] 
[Bizarre]
I'm bout to get on that bus dog, bout to get some food.
You wanna go to room and holla at him real quick.
[Kuniva]
 [bad word] yea man let go ahead
[Bizarre]
He says he supposed to give some more air time and [bad word] .
[Kuniva]
I hope so, cause them 2 minutes ain't workin.
[Bizarre]
Wassup dawg?
[Security Guard]
Big Proof baby, sup Swifty.
[Bizarre]
Proof? I'm Bizarre.
[Kuniva]
Aye [bad word]  I'm not Swift, I'm Kuniva dawg.
[Security]
Was goin' on?
[Bizarre]
I need to holla at my man about some studio time
[Security Guard]
Well he in there trying to unwind right now.
[Kuniva]
Aiyo, why you gotta put your hands on me.
What you say?
[Bizarre]
Tryin' to unwinded?
[Security Guard]
Yea you know, relax...you know what I'm saying.
[Kuniva]
 [bad word] we trying to get some food and [bad word] 
[Bizarre]
There some steak up in there dawg.
[Security Guard]
D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom…
round that way.
[Kuniva]
 [bad word] we know
[Bizarre]
You tryin' to be funny dawg?
We a group we all together dawg.
Why don't you go holla at him
and tell we out here and then see..
tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here..
And Kuniva please.
Thank you very much. you thick as [bad word] 
[Security]
Yo Em!
[Em]
What dude?!
[Security]
I got bizarre and..wats your name again cuz.
[Kuniva]
Man [bad word] you!
Aye [bad word] to the ma' [bad word] door man, why you got this [bad word] blockin' the wind and [bad word] 
Ay was sup dawg?!!
[Em]
Dude tell'em I'm getting a massage dude.