Nigger Hatin' Me

I like sugar and I like tea
but I don't like [bad word]  no sir-e
there are two lone things that'll make me puke
that's a hog eating slop and a big black spook

you know it, 'cuz I show it
like a barnyard rooster I crow it
and the NAACP would sure like to get
a hold of [bad word] hatin' me.

roses are red and violets are blue
 [bad word] are black and you know that's [bad word] 
but they don't mind 'cuz what the heck
you gotta' be black to get a welfare check.

..and I'm broke, no joke. I ain't got a nickle
for a coat and I ain't black you see, so Uncle
Sam won't help poor [bad word] hatin' me.

Jigga-boo Jigga-boo where are you? I was
here on the woodpile watching you. Jigga-boo
 [bad word] outdoors. No! I'sa scared of the
white man way down south.

You know it, 'cuz I show it. Stick your black
head out and I blow it and the NAACP can't keep
you away from 'lil 'ol [bad word] hatin' me.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the blackest
of them all? man named King it ain't no doubt
and he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon
mouth. Oh no it's he's a done it, caused by the 
trouble he's a brewin' and the NAACP can't win if
the white man stick with [bad word] hatin' me.

Hey Mr. President what'd ya say? When are we 
whites gonna have our day? The [bad word] #39;ve had
theirs for such a long long time. I'm a white
and it's time that I had mine.

You know it, 'cuz I show it. Stick your black head
out and I blow it and the NAACP can't win if the
white man stick with [bad word] hatin' me.