The Salmon Dance (feat. Fatlip)

Hello Boys and girls, my name is FatLip 
and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon 

''1 - 2'' 

Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon, 
And a brand new dance. 

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance 
I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance 
It's not complicated, it's not too hard 
You don't even have to be a hip hop star 

See anyone can do it, all you need is style 
Listen up peep gang (?) I'm a show you how 
Put your hands to the side, as silly AS SILLY AS IT SEEMs 
And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream! 

I'll float up stream 
(you know how we do it, you know how we do it) 
Again 

*All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water* 
*And part of their life in salt water* 

Wow, very interesting 

*We change round a couple of days after spawning* 
*Then we DIE* (?) 

When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed 
They looked around and stood like I was on crack 
I heard somebody say out loud what the [bad word] is that 
This [bad word] s dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap 

But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feelin' it 
Tnd then I heard some [bad word] say yo that niggas killin' it 
By the end of the night everyone was on my team 
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream! 

I'll float up stream 
(you know how we do it, you know how we do it) 
again. 

*Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell* 
*which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear* 

Wow. 

*My family also rely on ocean currents, tides* 
*The gravitational pull of the moon* 

The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow. 

*Did you know?* 

What? 

*That I could go to Japan, and back.* 

You're kidding me. Amazing. Jeez. 

*Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing* 
*and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn.* 

Wow what a shame, what a shame 
Huh? 
Woah. 
Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance. 
Huh? Whadda ya say? 
Who's Hungry?