Arthur Murray

(Vic Chesnutt)
she's so musical
look at her dance in a flurry
who get's to lead
do know it's not Arthur Murray
emasculate me with your biology
bend me, break me, I'm worthless
one wicked brand from your torturous hand
you laugh when I'm tell you, you're gorgeous
she has an answer for everything
she's so smart in the raw
and well educated
that's a double fisted draw
cotton breathes between her cheeks
spin me, weave me, I'm willing
one finger prick, I know I'll take sick
she'll chalk up a killing
she's so fashionable
she's a nazi when she's shopping
but wholly democratic
you should see who she's been bopping
emasculate me with your biology
break me, bend me, I'm worthless
one wicked brand from your torturous hand
you laugh when I'm tell you, you're gorgeous