Dr. Evil

Evil
Evil is his one and only name
Evil
In his mind there is no other gameWhen your name is Evil, that is good
Or so you think
But you're so very wrong
It's EvilBut being wrong is right
So then you're good again
Which is the evilest thing of allDo you find his subtle ways invite you
Does he excite you?
If his contradictions should attract you
Should he distract youHeaven, help you then
You're finished, it's the end
There'll be no retrieval from the Evil
The Evil, he will doHe's Evil
He's Dr. Evil
His name is Evil