Destination Moon

Don't bother to call this room
There's nobody here who can pick up
Or has stuff they need to talk about
And who won't be now checking out and flyingBy rocket to the moon, by airplane to the rocket
By taxi to the airport, by front door to the taxi
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legsThank you for the card with the cartoon nurse
But you see there's nothing wrong with me
You think, "That's what you think"
"That's what they all say", before I blow you awayBy rocket to the moon, by airplane to the rocket
By taxi to the airport, by front door to the taxi
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legsSoon the man who sweeps the room
Brings the secret telegram
"Commence official interplanetary exploration"Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse
But you see there's nothing wrong with me
You think, "That's what you think"
"That's what they all say", before I blow you awayBy rocket to the moon, by airplane to the rocket
By taxi to the airport, by front door to the taxi
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legsBy rocket to the moon, crawl to the rocket
By coughing at the airport, by limping to the taxi
By throwing back the blanket, hanging down the withered leg