Damn Good Times

I'm not much of a natural dancer
But I've got a friend who's a natural dancer
You could call her a Jumpin' Bean
She's got ants in her pants and she's gonna danceI know a girl who's a jumpin' bean
She's got keys and a token when she hits the scene
Yeah, I know a girl who's got a record machine
She acts like David Lee Roth when he turned 21I know a girl who's a natural dancer
With a cape and a hat she's a natural dancer
She coughs and she laughs and she makes a lot of calls
And all of the people applaudAs she leaves the store
(Damn good times)
As she leaves the store
All of the people applaud
(Damn good times)As she leaves the store
(Damn good times)
As she leaves the store
All of the people applaud
(Damn good times)Can she do the karaoke? Yes she can, but she won't
'Cause she's highly qualified and she's not a joke
When it comes to opera, she is ossified
So all of you operas better step asideWhen my friend got amnesia
She can't remember the show she saw
Like the one with the guy with amnesia
Who got off from the island on a helicopterI know a girl who's a natural dancer
With a cape and a hat she's a natural dancer
She coughs and she laughs and she makes a lot of calls
And all of the people applaudAs she leaves the store
(Damn good times)
As she leaves the store
All of the people applaud
(Damn good times)As she leaves the store
(Damn good times)
As she leaves the store
All of the people applaud
(Damn good times)