Waitress in the Sky

One, two, three, fourShe don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyPaid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyAnd the sign says, 'Thank you very much for not smoking'
My own sign says, 'I'm sorry, I'm smokin''
Don't treat me special, oh don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class