The Spiderbite Song

When you got that spider bite on your hand
I thought we would have to break up the band
To lose your arm would surely upset your brain
The poison then could reach your heart from a veinI was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy meWhen you had that accident in your car
That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre
Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash
A million to one that you could survive such a crashI was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy meWhen you fell in love, it was so sweet
So devoted, completely swept off your feet
Love is the greatest thing a heart can know
But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so lowAnd I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy me