Mental Floss

All deserters will be shot 
  at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning 
  so get yourselves together 
  and quit messing around 
  No more nonsense! 

  The assassination occurred at 3.30 
  No one was there to witness it 
  Even the breviaries had left their tapestries on the window 
  And we were all silenced 
  by the sad mildew cloud 
  that followed around 

  I wish I was back in the land of the... 
  of the... 
  Aaahm uhm... 

  You can't pin that one on me 
  I didn't do a goddamn thing 
  I was just standing there 
  Then a bunch of guys came up 
  and started laying all this shit on me 
  Now what am I supposed to do? 
  I'm an American!  You can't touch me! 

  Did you know all nuns are 42? 
  And their eyes are blue? 
  Did you know all table clothes 
  are white in France? 
  Did you know women wear underpants? 
  Well, they do! 
  How does a musician imitate 
  the sound of underpants sliding 
  over a woman's thighs, 
  down over her ankles, 
  and over her little toes? 
  And the rings on her toes? 
  And her unquipped toe nails? 

  Lightning struck the magic purse 
  I didn't do a damn thing, man! 
  I was just standing there 
  in front of the 'Delicatessen' 
  and all these rabbies ran up 
  and a bunch of Indians and freaks 
  and monsters and f....  just started ... 
  mhmh...  talking in all these weird languages... 
  What aah ...  what ...  could I say? 

  Hey, I'm tired of being a freaky musician 
  I wanna be Napoleon! 
  Let's have some more wars around here! 
  What a stinking, shitty little war we have running over there 
  Let's get a big one! 
  A real big one! 
  With a lotta killings and bombs and blood! 

  Schooldays... 
  Schooldays... 
  Good old-fashioned rule days... 

  Schooldays... 
  Schooldays... 
  Good old-fashioned rule days...