Your Father And I

It was the middle of winter
And I drove us in my car
Well, the snow started fallin'
So we stopped off at a barWhen the beer jugs started flowin'
And your mother and I took the floor
But by the last dance we were tired
So I booked a room next doorSo if anyone asks you
"If you come from heaven above"
You're from a one star motel
With a five star passionate loveIt was a hot summers day
(Hey, hey)
And we drove there in our car
And your father was thirsty
So we had to find a barWell he wouldn't stop drinking
And he couldn't stand on his feet
We had to walk to a hotel
And book ourselves into a suiteSo if the teacher asks you
"Are you from heaven or are you from hell?"
You're from a one star drunken screw
In a one star motelYes, if the teacher asks you
"Are you from heaven or are you from hell?"
You're from a pitch black toilet
In a highway Taco BellI'll remember the birth
For the rest of my time on this land
You're mother's sweating buckets
And me holdin' onto her handWell your father was absent
He claimed he couldn't find the ward
Just tugging on mescal
Trying to eat the umbilical cordSo if anyone asks you
"Do you know where you're from?", say, "Yes"
You're from your mother's womb
And your father's stinking breathAnd if they ask you, how you got here?
(Hey)
Tell 'em just what it took
(Hey)
Your father's stinking breath
(Hey)
And your mother's stinking moodYour father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Won't tell the truthAha, hey
Aha, aha
(Hey, hey)
Na na na na na na na na
(Hey, hey)Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
(Hey)
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I won't tell the truth
Your father and I won't tell the whole truth
Your father and I