Property Quiz

All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired
So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
I will try my best to be the perfect lookalikeAnd if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz
Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's hisAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inchAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not hisNow you've found someone new, may I watch him do what I used to do
So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up againstMaybe I shouted too loud, maybe you were blissfully deaf
But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
I hope he's a better sport than he was a refAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inchAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not hisI hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest
'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
Yes, there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to deathAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inchAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not hisNow you've found someone new