Duchess

You've had your fun, your money's gone
You're only friend is the telephone
Oh duchess, now you're one of usYou stay at home and light the lights
They make you smile in the empty night
Oh duchess, now you're one of usWell, she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
And she sits alone by the telephone
But they won't call back againYou count the pounds and cut your hair
Won't someone send you a millionaire?
Oh duchess, now you're one of usNo friends to see, no car to drive
You'd go to bars but you're much too shy
Oh duchess, now you're one of usWell, she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
And she sits alone over 13 stone
And they won't come back againShe knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
But now things are tough and they've had enough
And they won't come back againYou've had your fun, your money's gone
You spend all day by the telephone