Skinny Sweaty Man

Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot
He's sitting at the bar, then he's sittin' at the booth
Across the dance floor he does scoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitThe caboose that could, he goes toot toot
Been known to gag and sometimes puke
A very good friend of granny goose
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitSkinny sweaty man in the green suitHe's half man and half cartoon
But good buddy, don't be confused
He's full blooded Looney Tune
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitFace to face with the man in the moon
His family doctor is Dr.Seuss
If you catch him in your soup, please don't shoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitSkinny sweaty man in the green suitHe was new in town
A free wheelin' clown
A very funny young duke
Hangin' under the roof
Of a place in time
United soundHe'll play a little guitar, sing a few blues
He's the kind-a-guy that you can't refuse
Despite the fact that he's no brute
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitStrike the magic groove, make him jerk and move
Like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots
Coming soon to a theatre near you
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suitSkinny sweaty man in the green suit