Nobody Don't Like Christmas

Nobody don't like Christmas 
  It's the happy day that everybody loves 
  It's the snowflakes driftin' down 
  As the folks all over town 
  Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves! 

  Some people don't like Easter 
  Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring 
  When the chocolate hits their lips it goes directly to their hips 
  And they pack on ten pounds every spring 

  But nobody don't like Christmas 
  It's the time of year that everyone adores 
  It's holly-jolly everywhere 
  Santa's downtown in the square 
  And in all them real high-class department stores 

  Some people don't like New Year's 
  December tirty-first's the night they dread 
  They may be blowin' on noisemakahs 
  But they're all a bunch of fakes 
  'Cause they'd raddah all be home asleep in bed! 

  But nobody don't like Christmas 
  And it doesn't matter if you're young or old 
  It's filled wit' color and surprise 
  As right before your eyes 
  The woild lights up in red and green and gold 

  St.  Valentine's Day is a day you could hate 
  If you ain't never been out on a date 
  And the fourth of July can be a real drag 
  If you can't get no one to salute your flag! 

  But nobody don't like Christmas 
  It's a time of peace and love and broddahood 
  'Cause when you make peace wit' you brother 
  And say "I love you mother!" 
  Santa Claus'll know that you've been good 

  Memorial Day is a day to ferget 
  And turkeys don't celebrate Thanksgivin' yet! 
  St.  Patrick's Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin' 
  And who wants to go too all that Yom Kipporen...  eh? 

  But nobody don't like Christmas 
  And I'll sing it from da top of every tree 
  Yes nobody don't like Christmas 
  I say nobody don't like Christmas 
  And nobody don't like Cristmas! 
  Except me