Scent of a Mule

Kitty Malone sat on a mule, was riding in style
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking
Kity felt laser beams being fired at her headShe said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin'
UFO, for a UFO, for UFO in Tomahawk County"Well she kicked the mule and it walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
Till she stopped the mule and she kicked the rump
And the big old mule took a big old dumpScent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my muleShe felt the fire against her neck and it saddened her to feel it burn
When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding Holstein
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for fightin' in Tomahawk County"A little guy from the UFO
Came on out and said his name was Joe
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my muleThey walked into her cabin shack
They had never seen a southern home
And they liked it, better than their UFO
They liked it, they really liked itThey said, "Here's a place of elegance
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
Here's a place of elegance
Here we shower ourselves in lightnessHere's a place of elegance
Here we shower ourselves in lightness
Here's a place of elegance
We shower ourselves inScent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Better stop that laser gameScent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Better stop that laser game