There’s a Rat

There’s a rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese 

Eatin’ my cheese, eatin’ my cheese 

A rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese 

Eatin’ my cheese alright 



There’s a snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine 

Drinkin’ my wine, drinkin’ my wine 

A snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine 

Drinkin’ my wine alright 



Well I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ 

Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ 

I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are 

Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are 

I ain’t gonna stand it 

I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap 

This is my home step back! 





There’s a moth in the closet and he’s eatin’ my clothes 

A mole in my garden and he’s chewin’ my hose 

A bird in the attic and he’s stealin’ my song 

A man at the door and his motive is wrong 



Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! 

Gov’ners, mayors, police! 



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Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! 

Cheaters, dealers, disease! 



No I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ 

Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ 

I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are 

Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are 

I ain’t gonna stand it 

I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap 

This is my home step back!