Cosmic Woo Woo

Spirituality is a henna tattoo

That you wash off when you find something new to get into

Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking

cuz somebody told you the aliens were thinking theyd want you

In the end it doesnt really matter what you say or what you wear

So you think big g gives a ? how you get there

Buddhism, communism, hinduism,

Health foodism, lennonism, sexism

What about your own ism

Just get real

Dont be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Just get real like this

When I was fifteen I made my mother rant

cuz I joined a cult gave me words to chant to reach heaven

So I used them for the lotto and won big money

They shouted youre in dont worry honey

This aint 7-11 get in and out

Pop psychology words dont mean anything

When you throw them around to be cool

What goes around comes around

Thats what they say

Catholicism, footballism, judaism, racism, manism, womanism

What about humanism

Just get real

Dont be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Just get real dont be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you really are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Cosmic woo woo

Just get real