Ebay Revenge

I just can't take it

I'm selling my stuff

Why can't you pay me

It's not that tough to get online

And pay me on time

Weeks go by and still not a dime



EBay revenge

EBay revenge



I just can't take it

I'll get you for real

You're worse than a villian

You rob and steal

So get online

It's pay pal time

I look and look and still not a dime



EBay revenge

EBay revenge



It's eBay revenge

Yeah

You'd better hide



You bought you bought

My earth crisis T-shirt



You bought you bought

My Shai Hulud vinyl



You bought you bought

My old ex watch



You bought you bought

But you never stinking paid



EBay revenge

EBay revenge



ISHC coming to get ya