Plan B

I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleamingFrom my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan BI'll eat some moldy bread
Then I'm going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I'll fall asleep while I play NintendoIt never felt so good
Giving up
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Welcome to plan BLife could be so free?
Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hardI think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard
'Cause you know your son excels at sleepDont you cry Momma, dont you even weep
Giving up
Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free