Don’t Shoot

I get up every day
It's a miracle, I'm told
Somehow I live to work
So I hit the roadSqueeze into my hybrid car
Drive as fast as I can
While I scan the rooftops
Yeah, I scan the rooftopsDon't shoot
I'm a man
Don't shoot
I'm a manI live in every city
All around the world
Sometimes it's way too hot
Sometimes it's friggin' coldOne thing's always the same
No matter what they say
There's way too many problems
Way, way too many problemsDon't shoot
I'm a man
Don't shoot
I'm a manYou wish you were swinging from the trees
You wish you were slicing through the breeze
You wish you were king or queen
You wish you'd hit the lotteryBut wishing is for chumps
High hoping is for foolsThey'll hunt you down
And taze you, bro
For playing with the rulesDon't shoot
I'm a man
Don't shoot
I'm a manI've got a big dilemma
To punt or go for broke
It's got me going sleepless
I'm about to chokeSo let me ask you something
Answer if you can
Think before you answer
There is no correct answerSo don't Shoot
I'm a man
Don't Shoot
I'm a manDon't taze me, bro'
Don't taze me, bro'
Don't taze me, bro'
Don't taze me, bro'