Me Next

I was too scared to phone

In case you werent alone

So I called up your best friend instead

Because I had to know

Oh, and when I asked her

If you two were

Still living together, she said:

"i dont think so"

And please dont think that Im suggesting youre over-sexed

But if hes really gone

Oh please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next

And if you really knew

How much Id worshipped you

Right from the first time we spoke

Would you have relented? 

But all those looks wed share

When he wasnt there

Do you think that was all just a joke? 

Oh well I meant it

And please dont think that Im suggesting youre over-sexed

But if hes really gone

Oh please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next

Please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next

Please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next