Caught At The Pub

Two pints thanks mate... CheersSo anyway... Umm
How does it go again man?Starts on a little house
And then literally the, the government are tryina
Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know
Super freeway through itYeah...He hasn't been payin his bills and that
He's a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens - While they're tryin to do thatHis mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro, forget this sh*t - The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro
We need to get the f**k outta hereI know this alien race that's comin
And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing upWhat?Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this c*nts goin
Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my homeAnd the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go
Is Mos DefBullsh*tOh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film manAre you serious?It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen broWhat the f*ck?Like seriously man,I can't believe I've never heard of thisI'm not fu*kin with you at allThat's so, It's a trippy movie huh?Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's hilariousSo man when was this written?Oh the book was probably done... 1969Uh-huhThen the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummmBig budgetThey needed the technology mate, cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?YeahAnd so, he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the fu*kin world blows upAnd he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but,
Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown upWhat the f*ck...Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy
Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew upF**kin oathAnd you were up there...That's nutsAlright what've we got now?