A Beautiful Night in Oslo

Okidoki peeps

I'm gonna tell you something that happened a while ago while we were in Oslo

We were touring the Scandinavia with the Pipettes from the United Kingdom

And actually we fell in love with that band

And I know that they fell in love with us too

So if you wanna hear a true on the road story about Billie the Vision and the Pipettes…

Just turn it up now

Just turn it up now



I thought I was supposed to run away with you

But I'm running away with Joe

We're in Oslo and we did a terrible show

But the Norwegian pop freaks went "Hey hey ho"

And Joe said "let's get the priorities straight" and

I said "No, let's get the priorities queer"

And we laughed together and said

"It's good to be here, but now we need to get the booze and the beer"



So we went running through the streets of Oslo

We went running through the streets of Oslo



We had the beers and the booze in the Billie bus

But we'd forgotten where we parked it

And Joe said "Jesus Christ Billie guys -

You must learn to organise!"

And I said "I'm sorry Joe, I'm really sorry

But we didn't do this on purpose"

We started laughing together there was Gustav and Joe

And me and we started laughing together



We went laughing through the streets of Oslo

We went laughing through the streets of Oslo

We went laughing through the streets of Oslo

We went laughing through the streets of Oslo



I was so full of sweat, I was stinking

I was thinking "I don't even feel like drinking"

And as we searched through the biggest parking in Norway

Gustav lit up and pointed his finger and said

"You are George, I am Kramer and you are Elaine

We're in an episode of Seinfeld

We're in an episode of Seinfeld"

We had ten minutes to get to the venue again

And I can't believe that we made it



And Joe said "Listen now guys when they ask you

'What you got in your bag?', just say sleeping bags and pillows, ok?

You must do this on your own

You can make it, so see you guys inside"

And of course we made it - we're professional liars

Everything according to plan

We felt like heroes when we stepped into the dressing room

I said "I'm gonna show you one heavy sleeping bag"

Then I blinked to Gustav and

Gustav blinked back to me

And then I showed them all the beers



We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo

We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo

We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo

We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo



But Becky and Mia and Rose and Sebastian

And John, Gwenno, Lisa, Mono, Fia and Bobby and Andy said

"That's nice guys but we need to go to sleep

So see you guys tomorrow"

We were a bit surprised and disappointed

But there were four of us left, Gustav, Joe, John and me

And we had a beautiful night in Oslo



We had a beautiful night in Oslo

We got drunk at a venue in Oslo

We stayed up late at a venue in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo

We got drunk at a venue in Oslo

We stayed up late at a venue in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo