Conan, What is Best in Life?

I've been dreaming every night about strangling all of you 
  I need some answers now 
  I ask you a question, you must answer 
  I want to know who he is 
  You need to tell me 
  I can't take this anymore 
  If you don't give me answers, I'm going to chop you into little pieces 
  Hotwheels, miniature trains, Tinker Toys...I'll burn you all down 

  Now we are going to do 
  Something extremely fun (yeah!) 
  We're going to play (let's play a game!) 
  A wonderful game called, "Who is your daddy?" 

  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 

  Does he fix cars that women crash? 
  Or does he live in New York and drive a cab? 

  Some of your daddies just work a normal boring desk job 
  But one of them is a drug dealer and I am really a cop 

  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 

  Does he fix cars that women crash? 
  Or does he live in New York and drive a cab? 

  Yeah! 

  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? 
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do?