Buy Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator onUsed to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done beforeSo now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson BrowneGonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator onGonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spaI'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors
Over for a weenie barbecueGonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get a funny little T-shirt
Wit' de alligator onAin't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributorJa
(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard)
I need a, Ja
(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard)I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I get da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on
(What'd you say?)Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on
(What'd you say?)I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on